Whale Fact #1: 42.6% of all fatalities in the history of the world are due to whale attacks.
Whale Fact #2: Every whale is evil. Every one. See image below as proof:
Take note of the hat. Any whale wearing a hat is especially dangerous.
Whale Fact #3: Whales eat everything without mercy or regard for life. You are probably next.
See above image.
Whale Fact #4: There are too many whales. WAY WAY too many.
Whale Fact #5: Whales are masachists. They actually enjoy to be hunted and killed for their delicious blubber.
What do we do about this scourge upon our high seas:
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